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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries:

    self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

  • Taurus:

    nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

  • Gemini:

    smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

  • Cancer:

    dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

  • Leo:

    most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

  • Virgo:

    steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

  • Libra:

    double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

  • Scorpio:

    paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

  • Sagittarius:

    funny but rude, one night stands big winner

  • Capricorn:

    cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

  • Aquarius:

    weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

  • Pisces:

    sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

owlygem:

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boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

I always felt uncomfortable and angry looking at these stupid adverts, glad I’m not alone.

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